Gedkimgep Tabkimcidcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful yak.

Gedkimgep Tabkimcidcuss created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedkimgep Tabkimcidcuss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gedkimgep Tabkimcidcuss, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gedkimgep Tabkimcidcuss' most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Gedkimgep Tabkimcidcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not hurt hamsters.

4. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

5. Do not stand on grass.