Fotditfem Jipwadfab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring horse.

Fotditfem Jipwadfab created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotditfem Jipwadfab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fotditfem Jipwadfab, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fotditfem Jipwadfab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fotditfem Jipwadfab's Holy Commandments

1. Fotditfem Jipwadfab loves mice, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never hurt doves.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think about galaxies.