Bitsitxen is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, prudent shrew.

Bitsitxen created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitsitxen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bitsitxen, it will turn you into a tree.

Bitsitxen's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bitsitxen's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six rats approach from the east.

2. You must love Bitsitxen.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. You must never eat cherries.