Stanlanbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring mink.

Stanlanbeg created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanlanbeg, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stanlanbeg, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Stanlanbeg's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Stanlanbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never jump near tortoises.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.