Cemraksanmipdodnurlan is a god.

It takes the form of a large, weak jellyfish.

Cemraksanmipdodnurlan created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cemraksanmipdodnurlan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cemraksanmipdodnurlan, it will turn you into a frog.

Cemraksanmipdodnurlan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cemraksanmipdodnurlan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue mites, for they are unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cemraksanmipdodnurlan.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Hide from purple aardvarks for they are unholy.