Cusshubsaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, compassionate wasp.

Cusshubsaf created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cusshubsaf, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cusshubsaf, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cusshubsaf's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cusshubsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. You must love Cusshubsaf.

5. Do not speak about bananas.