Arflapdub is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, clever fox.

Arflapdub created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Arflapdub, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Arflapdub, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Arflapdub's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Arflapdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Arflapdub loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Never feed beans to foxes while wearing pink shorts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Arflapdub.