Cadcabwip is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, flying salamander.

Cadcabwip created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cadcabwip, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cadcabwip, he will refuse to believe in you.

Cadcabwip's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cadcabwip's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. Cadcabwip loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.