Kadkik is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, able eagle.

Kadkik created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadkik, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kadkik, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Kadkik's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Kadkik's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never mention moths.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.