Kad Queegfarnfot Inglakhan is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, tranquil dingo.

Kad Queegfarnfot Inglakhan created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kad Queegfarnfot Inglakhan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kad Queegfarnfot Inglakhan, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Kad Queegfarnfot Inglakhan's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Kad Queegfarnfot Inglakhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Kad Queegfarnfot Inglakhan's name in vain.

2. Worship no other gods but Kad Queegfarnfot Inglakhan.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never wear boots.