Rullidomt is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, witless swan.

Rullidomt created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Rullidomt, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rullidomt, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Rullidomt's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Rullidomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet pink.

2. Put Rullidomt first in all things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.