Taprawxem is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, temperamental turtle.

Taprawxem created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Taprawxem, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Taprawxem, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Taprawxem's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Taprawxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always help goats.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

4. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat turnips.