Cedmabnib is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, bad-tempered tapir.

Cedmabnib created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedmabnib, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cedmabnib, she will not invite you to parties.

Cedmabnib's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Cedmabnib's Holy Commandments

1. Cedmabnib loves great tits, so they must be respected.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Worship no other gods but Cedmabnib.