Davmitnull is a god.

He takes the form of a large, all-knowing snail.

Davmitnull created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davmitnull, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Davmitnull, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Davmitnull's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Davmitnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never think ill of sick squirrels.