Fudlapnul is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unthinking snail.

Fudlapnul created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudlapnul, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fudlapnul, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fudlapnul's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fudlapnul's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.