Fliswikort is a god.

He takes the form of a large, annoying swallow.

Fliswikort created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fliswikort, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fliswikort, he will be very sad.

Fliswikort's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fliswikort's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.