Pibpitlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful skunk.

Pibpitlarg created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibpitlarg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pibpitlarg, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pibpitlarg's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Pibpitlarg's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pibpitlarg.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Pibpitlarg loves voles, so they must be respected.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not listen to music.