Cidgiglen is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy hedgehog.

Cidgiglen created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidgiglen, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cidgiglen, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Cidgiglen's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cidgiglen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never wear white jumpers.

5. Do not make images of living things.