Dobkadgad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, narcissistic dingo.

Dobkadgad created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobkadgad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dobkadgad, he will turn you into a mouse.

Dobkadgad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dobkadgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not speak about oranges.

5. Do not stand on grass.