Pogpopfag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong cow.

Pogpopfag created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Pogpopfag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pogpopfag, he will destroy your home solar system.

Pogpopfag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Pogpopfag's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are not to be trusted.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never look in ponds.