Loopkonbin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable fly.

Loopkonbin created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopkonbin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Loopkonbin, he will curse you with boils.

Loopkonbin's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Loopkonbin's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.