Miptinsawlat is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking armadillo.

Miptinsawlat created viruses six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miptinsawlat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Miptinsawlat, it will ignore you.

Miptinsawlat's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Miptinsawlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Miptinsawlat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think ill of sick great tits.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.