Quillrulljop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, capable fairy.

Quillrulljop created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillrulljop, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quillrulljop, she will turn you into a sheep.

Quillrulljop's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Quillrulljop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Hide from indigo grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Quillrulljop must be the most important thing in your life.