Mablamdum is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, impressive spider.

Mablamdum created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mablamdum, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mablamdum, he will come to you in dreams.

Mablamdum's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Mablamdum's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not listen to music.