Standudpan is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tranquil dragonfly.

Standudpan created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Standudpan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Standudpan, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Standudpan's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Standudpan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Standudpan three times a day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Worship no other gods but Standudpan.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.