Fubgebspag Linstikcen is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, clever fairy.

Fubgebspag Linstikcen created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubgebspag Linstikcen, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fubgebspag Linstikcen, she will turn you into a worm.

Fubgebspag Linstikcen's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Fubgebspag Linstikcen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always help seals.