Flyjigtif is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, ill-tempered gerbil.

Flyjigtif created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyjigtif, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flyjigtif, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flyjigtif's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Flyjigtif's Holy Commandments

1. Flyjigtif loves sheep, so they must be respected.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Flyjigtif loves otters, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.