Rowappnart is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring scorpion.

Rowappnart created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowappnart, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rowappnart, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Rowappnart's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Rowappnart's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.