Hengupvab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fast penguin.

Hengupvab created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hengupvab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hengupvab, she will be very sad.

Hengupvab's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Hengupvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must love Hengupvab.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.