Karflaggeb is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, calm newt.

Karflaggeb created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karflaggeb, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Karflaggeb, she will destroy your home solar system.

Karflaggeb's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Karflaggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Always look after injured ducks.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.