Jankantik is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, smart chinchilla.

Jankantik created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jankantik, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jankantik, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Jankantik's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Jankantik's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Never look in ponds.