Bathitlidpak Arfhubveen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, capable horse.

Bathitlidpak Arfhubveen created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bathitlidpak Arfhubveen, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bathitlidpak Arfhubveen, he will turn you into a tree.

Bathitlidpak Arfhubveen's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bathitlidpak Arfhubveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Always obey Bathitlidpak Arfhubveen's priests.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bathitlidpak Arfhubveen.

4. Never mention birds.

5. Do not laugh in public.