Vidtofgum Hadfobgofxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, merciless fly.

Vidtofgum Hadfobgofxuck created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidtofgum Hadfobgofxuck, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vidtofgum Hadfobgofxuck, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vidtofgum Hadfobgofxuck's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Vidtofgum Hadfobgofxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Run away from white ants, for they are unholy.