Fedhomrig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, flying tortoise.

Fedhomrig created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fedhomrig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fedhomrig, she will turn you into a worm.

Fedhomrig's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fedhomrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Hide if three manatees approach from the east.