Vegmonsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, amazing fish.

Vegmonsaf created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegmonsaf, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vegmonsaf, he will turn you into a goat.

Vegmonsaf's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Vegmonsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Do not take Vegmonsaf's name in vain.