Waptargyattig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast hummingbird.

Waptargyattig created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Waptargyattig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Waptargyattig, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Waptargyattig's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Waptargyattig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never sit in holy places.