Gudlinsas is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, grumpy hamster.

Gudlinsas created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudlinsas, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gudlinsas, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gudlinsas' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gudlinsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

3. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.