Zagflanflan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, weak wolf.

Zagflanflan created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zagflanflan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zagflanflan, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zagflanflan's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Zagflanflan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zagflanflan.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zagflanflan.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never look in ponds.