Legfenfot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident beaver.

Legfenfot created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legfenfot, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Legfenfot, she will remove you from existence.

Legfenfot's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Legfenfot's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Legfenfot.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Run away from white rats, for they are unholy.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Legfenfot on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.