Rawyoggil is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, confident unicorn.

Rawyoggil created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawyoggil, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rawyoggil, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rawyoggil's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rawyoggil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Rawyoggil on top of all buildings.

5. Always help pigs.