Neltikzen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, compassionate sheep.

Neltikzen created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Neltikzen, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Neltikzen, it will remove you from existence.

Neltikzen's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Neltikzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.