Wigfatdodpin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced alligator.

Wigfatdodpin created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigfatdodpin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wigfatdodpin, she will torture you forever.

Wigfatdodpin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Wigfatdodpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sharks.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wigfatdodpin.

3. Swans are not to be trusted.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.