Narlfomfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental bird.

Narlfomfeb created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlfomfeb, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Narlfomfeb, he will try to impress you with trees.

Narlfomfeb's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Narlfomfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Narlfomfeb.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never pour water over plants.