Bumjabveg is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, resourceful aardvark.

Bumjabveg created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bumjabveg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bumjabveg, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bumjabveg's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bumjabveg's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always treat rats with great respect.

3. Feed all hungry doves.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Bumjabveg on top of all buildings.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.