Dinbidhin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent manatee.

Dinbidhin created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinbidhin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dinbidhin, she will send minions to preach to you.

Dinbidhin's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Dinbidhin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta swans, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Put Dinbidhin first in all things.

4. You must pray to Dinbidhin nine times a day.

5. Never talk about amino acids.