Tanbudcun is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unjust cow.

Tanbudcun created life four years ago.

If you believe in Tanbudcun, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tanbudcun, it will turn you into a snail.

Tanbudcun's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tanbudcun's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Pray towards the west.