Sakfetnarlkemvondib is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unselfish wasp.

Sakfetnarlkemvondib created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakfetnarlkemvondib, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sakfetnarlkemvondib, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sakfetnarlkemvondib's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Sakfetnarlkemvondib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Doves are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never write about black holes.