Gessarnban is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring raccoon.

Gessarnban created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessarnban, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gessarnban, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Gessarnban's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gessarnban's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always help snakes.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Gessarnban on top of all buildings.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gessarnban.