Ruttsignad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, omniscient turtle.

Ruttsignad created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttsignad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ruttsignad, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Ruttsignad's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Ruttsignad's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near dolphins.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.