Hatveghimaf is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, fussy whale.

Hatveghimaf created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatveghimaf, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hatveghimaf, she will laugh at you.

Hatveghimaf's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hatveghimaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Do not listen to music.